告白

小呈開學不到一個月, 就有一個小男孩告訴她將來要和她結婚, 又說愛上了她之類之類. 爹爹聽見當然嚇得要死, 媽媽的做法就是處之泰然, 告訴小呈 "it's no big deal because there will be lots of boys saying similar things to her in the future." 最緊要是要有自信, 慢慢揀! 最初小呈都沒什麼, 但昨天她卻很認真地告訴媽媽...

小呈: I'm not happy that people start asking me all the time when am I going to marry xxx!
媽媽: Why?
小呈: I don't like it... I don't like to hear about marry or love now...
媽媽: 因為你只是小朋友, right?
小呈: yeah....
媽媽: 那你認為應該怎麼辦? 該和同學們說什麼?
小呈: I'll say... stop saying that because it's bugging me!
媽媽: 或者你可以溫柔一些, 告訴他們you don't like it and please stop saying those things to you.
小呈: um... I think I need to talk to xxx.
媽媽: about what?
小呈: tell him stop saying the "marry" word and "love" word... hey, mommy, can you help me to write it down? say "nobody is allowed to say "marry" and "love" words, ok xxx?"

於是媽媽在一小片紙上寫低了.

媽媽: 其實你可以同他講, I still want to be friend with you. But can you please stop saying those words to me?
於是小呈practise 了幾次.

小呈: Mommy, help me to make a poster! (拿著剛剛媽媽幫她寫的小字條)
媽媽: 吓? 唔係呀? 咁全世界咪知囉! 你只要quietly tell him就得喇. 上次他當著全班說要marry你, how did you feel?
小呈: I felt so so so soooooo embarrassed!
媽媽: 咁咪係囉! If others know about this, they'll have one more thing to tease you and him!
小呈: (睜大了眼)....
小呈: 咁我就淨係俾呢張紙佢啦!
媽媽: 唔好呀女... 咁如果有人拾到了, 咁點算? 咁人地又會tease你們喇...
小呈: (對眼再睜大些), 咁快D dum咗佢啦....!

想不到, 咁快便要和小呈商量如何應付感情煩惱... 才6歲... 唉...